Tracking Deer while Constipated

While Tyler was deer hunting with Daddy, they left the deer stand early because Tyler had to go #2. As they were walking back to the truck, they jumped a deer which went toward the truck. Tyler wanted to stalk the deer, but when they got to the truck the deer was gone. Tyler said, "Daddy where did the deer go?", Greg answered, "When deer get scared, they go somewhere they feel safe." Tyler said, "Let's go back and check the corn feeder." Greg said, "Son, the deer will not be at the corn feeder and remember you still have to go #2." Tyler said, "Daddy, if I was a deer, I would feel safe at the corn feeder and I can always go #2, but how often do I get a chance to shoot a deer." When they returned to the corn feeder, there was no deer in sight and Tyler waited until that evening to go #2.